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[heavyhitter]

username: TARANTO

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[heavyhitter]

hang on
how old are you again

[ackingcraycray]

I'm 13 and I know what happens I just don't understand why

Antlers

Antlers maim, Ramir. THEY MAIM!!

[heavyhitter]

phew i thought you were like
6 or something

yeah idk if antlers are involved but don't deer... bash them together? when they rut or whatever? so maybe! you never know, i'm just trying to think outside the box here

[ackingcraycray]

You thought I was a first grader?!?!?!

And yeah they fight with them. They smack them together and things get stabbed and beat up. So, are dildoes just thingers that like...you fight with, but in a fun way? Like a pool noodle???

[heavyhitter]

oh yeah i forgot the original question
nope dildos are sex toys
i'd say ask the net for more detail but oh shit, more reasons why deerland sucks. i think you're going to have to live in mystery

[ackingcraycray]

PEOPLE USE TOYS FOR THAT?????

[ackingcraycray]

BUT EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING JUST MAKES IT SOUND WORSE!!

[Dang it all she can't ask Grunkle Ford about this. She refuses.

Perhaps someone else will be more cooperative.]

[heavyhitter]

oh my god it's not THAT kind of toy, they just call it a toy


but on the other hand some people probably DO use actual toys for that, yeah. never underestimate the creativity of lonely people

[ackingcraycray]

The sanctity of toydom has been forever blemished

[heavyhitter]

huh
you know
it just occurred to me to feel a little bad about this

is this what a conscience is?

[ackingcraycray]

it's not your fault humanity is broken ramir