[On the morning of the 25th, outside Ramir's door, wherever she's staying, there is a nicely wrapped package, with a written letter tucked in at the top, next to a large ribbon. Inside is a little paper cut fairy, and a bowl of spaghetti. Said spaghetti is likely cold by now. Sorry.
Opening the letter reveals a maybe somewhat familiar font, which says:]
RAMIR,
HELLO AGAIN FRIEND!! I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU MUCH LATELY, BEING BUSY IS NO EXCUSE TO NOT TALK TO FRIENDS!! HERE IS A CHRISTMAS GIFT AS AN APOLOGY, AND A THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.
yeah idk if antlers are involved but don't deer... bash them together? when they rut or whatever? so maybe! you never know, i'm just trying to think outside the box here
And yeah they fight with them. They smack them together and things get stabbed and beat up. So, are dildoes just thingers that like...you fight with, but in a fun way? Like a pool noodle???
oh yeah i forgot the original question nope dildos are sex toys i'd say ask the net for more detail but oh shit, more reasons why deerland sucks. i think you're going to have to live in mystery
yeah no idea where she picked that up i meant cuz deer do that rutting thing, maybe antlers are sexy like tits are antlers could be the male tit, who knows
Hey Sorry to trench this back up, I should've gotten back to you while it was more current, but eel admit I was gillty of getting a little distracted. the whole porpoise of this text should be apundantly clear already, but in case I need to be more Pacific, let me scale it back for you. I'd like to take this opportunaty to ashore you that you're definitely one of the coolest catfish in all of ALASTAIR. positively polar! a littoral Wonder Woman! no matter what you do you're always krillin' it. this isn't up for debait, hell you'd have to be blind not to sea it. not that you'd ever need to be buoyed in that regard, you dolphinately know what you're all aboat, but it's always nice to hear it from a good chum every once and awhale, isn't it? ;)
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