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ana ramír | TARANTO ([personal profile] heavyhitter) wrote2015-12-26 10:14 am
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[personal profile] boneafide 2015-12-26 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[On the morning of the 25th, outside Ramir's door, wherever she's staying, there is a nicely wrapped package, with a written letter tucked in at the top, next to a large ribbon. Inside is a little paper cut fairy, and a bowl of spaghetti. Said spaghetti is likely cold by now. Sorry.

Opening the letter reveals a maybe somewhat familiar font, which says:
]

RAMIR,

HELLO AGAIN FRIEND!! I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU MUCH LATELY, BEING BUSY IS NO EXCUSE TO NOT TALK TO FRIENDS!! HERE IS A CHRISTMAS GIFT AS AN APOLOGY, AND A THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND.

NYEHFULLY YOURS,
PAPYRUS
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[personal profile] boneafide 2015-12-26 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That's some real dedication, considering it's 1. Cold, 2. Tastes awful. ]
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text | un: pugsnhugs618

[personal profile] ackingcraycray 2016-03-30 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
[After this post]

what is a dildo

I know it's a gross adult thing but then you said antlers and now I'm scared
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[personal profile] ackingcraycray 2016-03-30 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm 13 and I know what happens I just don't understand why

Antlers

Antlers maim, Ramir. THEY MAIM!!
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[personal profile] ackingcraycray 2016-03-30 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You thought I was a first grader?!?!?!

And yeah they fight with them. They smack them together and things get stabbed and beat up. So, are dildoes just thingers that like...you fight with, but in a fun way? Like a pool noodle???
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[personal profile] ackingcraycray 2016-03-31 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
PEOPLE USE TOYS FOR THAT?????
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[personal profile] ackingcraycray 2016-03-31 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING JUST MAKES IT SOUND WORSE!!

[Dang it all she can't ask Grunkle Ford about this. She refuses.

Perhaps someone else will be more cooperative.]
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[personal profile] ackingcraycray 2016-03-31 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The sanctity of toydom has been forever blemished
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[personal profile] ackingcraycray 2016-03-31 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not your fault humanity is broken ramir
defenceless: (blushing on a couch)

TEXT ; Tohsaka Rin / hope double threads are okay, take your time!! c:

[personal profile] defenceless 2016-04-01 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
One of the younger recruits just messaged me asking what a dildo is.
defenceless: (very mad)

and then i went to sleep

[personal profile] defenceless 2016-04-01 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to tell you that! They were very upset.
defenceless: (distaste)

[personal profile] defenceless 2016-04-02 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Keep it a secret, will you?
defenceless: (oh god)

[personal profile] defenceless 2016-04-03 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised. Maybe I'm not so optimistic about of some of our recruits.

I definitely answered her questions. What is this about sharp antler dildos? Really?
defenceless: (but my tea)

[personal profile] defenceless 2016-04-03 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so it was an overactive imagination...

I think she was horrified women impaled themselves on antlers, or something. I don't think she knew as much as she thought she did.
12inches: (Let's bust a load of summer fun)

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[personal profile] 12inches 2016-04-20 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hey
Sorry to trench this back up, I should've gotten back to you while it was more current, but eel admit I was gillty of getting a little distracted. the whole porpoise of this text should be apundantly clear already, but in case I need to be more Pacific, let me scale it back for you. I'd like to take this opportunaty to ashore you that you're definitely one of the coolest catfish in all of ALASTAIR. positively polar! a littoral Wonder Woman! no matter what you do you're always krillin' it. this isn't up for debait, hell you'd have to be blind not to sea it. not that you'd ever need to be buoyed in that regard, you dolphinately know what you're all aboat, but it's always nice to hear it from a good chum every once and awhale, isn't it? ;)

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